Come ride the little train that is rolling down the tracks to the junction. Petticoat Junction Forget about your cares, it is time to relax at the junction. Petticoat Junction Lotsa curves, you bet. Even more when you get To the junction, Petticoat Junction. There's a little hotel called the Shady Rest at the junction. Petticoat Junction It is run by Kate, come and be her guest at the junction. Petticoat Junction And that's Uncle Joe, he's a movin' kind of slow at the junction, Petticoat Junction.